Colorado school board member: castrate the "boys" who "think they are girls"

[ironbite]

AND MY AX!

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

AND MY AX!

I uh...I don't think they set you up for that particular Lord of the Rings line, ironbite.

[Canadian Mojo]

I call dibs on the staple gun! Heck, since this is a special occasion I'll go out and buy a hammer tacker.

I've also got a cordless screwdriver and a box of 3" deck screws if anyone needs to borrow them.

[ironbite]

AND MY AX!

I uh...I don't think they set you up for that particular Lord of the Rings line, ironbite.

My care levels...ask me about them.

[mellenORL]

I've got a air pin nail gun that does long heavy upholstery staples...

[QueenofHearts]

I'm like Ma-Ti from Captain Planet. I have a ring with the power of heart. I'll use that <3

[Zygarde]

I still have my scalpel so i can bring that to the table.

[Witchyjoshy]

I'm like Ma-Ti from Captain Planet. I have a ring with the power of heart. I'll use that <3

So you're going to brainwash her?

'Cause that's what Ma-Ti's ring does :V

[RavynousHunter]

I'm like Ma-Ti from Captain Planet. I have a ring with the power of heart. I'll use that <3

So you're going to brainwash her?

'Cause that's what Ma-Ti's ring does :V

If that's the case, I've got a replica of Sirius Black's wand sitting around...I could easily put her under the Imperius curse and have her produce and distribute the raunchiest, most degrading, disturbing sex tape humanly possible and ruin her career in anything for all eternity.

That, or just keep using an Engorgement charm until she explodes.  Or drown her with aguamenti.

[QueenofHearts]

I'm like Ma-Ti from Captain Planet. I have a ring with the power of heart. I'll use that <3

So you're going to brainwash her?

'Cause that's what Ma-Ti's ring does :V

Or maybe I'll just use the power of heart. That seems like a novel idea...

[Neith]

Hmm... scalpel, then sew, then staple, then hot glue. That might work.

[Witchyjoshy]

I'm like Ma-Ti from Captain Planet. I have a ring with the power of heart. I'll use that <3

So you're going to brainwash her?

'Cause that's what Ma-Ti's ring does :V

If that's the case, I've got a replica of Sirius Black's wand sitting around...I could easily put her under the Imperius curse and have her produce and distribute the raunchiest, most degrading, disturbing sex tape humanly possible and ruin her career in anything for all eternity.

Not cool.

[Kain]

I'm like Ma-Ti from Captain Planet. I have a ring with the power of heart. I'll use that <3

So you're going to brainwash her?

'Cause that's what Ma-Ti's ring does :V

If that's the case, I've got a replica of Sirius Black's wand sitting around...I could easily put her under the Imperius curse and have her produce and distribute the raunchiest, most degrading, disturbing sex tape humanly possible and ruin her career in anything for all eternity.

Not cool.

Yeah, I can't be the only one who read that and thought, "So, you'd rape her by proxy if you could, then?"

[QueenofHearts]

I'm like Ma-Ti from Captain Planet. I have a ring with the power of heart. I'll use that <3

So you're going to brainwash her?

'Cause that's what Ma-Ti's ring does :V

If that's the case, I've got a replica of Sirius Black's wand sitting around...I could easily put her under the Imperius curse and have her produce and distribute the raunchiest, most degrading, disturbing sex tape humanly possible and ruin her career in anything for all eternity.

Not cool.

Yeah, I can't be the only one who read that and thought, "So, you'd rape her by proxy if you could, then?"

Not like others haven't suggested worse things in the past... or almost as terrible things in this thread (sew her vagina shut... the rape that keeps on raping).

I mean, leave it to a transsexual to say, this woman doesn't deserve the Spanish Inquisition treatment...

[mellenORL]

I didn't read "produce" the sex tape as "star in" the sex tape...and c'mon, none of these ridiculously violent "I've got a [painful tool or device] venting scenarios should be taken seriously, especialy ones that mention a fictional magical device. They're just snarks.