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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #150 on: March 24, 2013, 11:31:52 am »
I've met several famous paleontologists, but I doubt most people would consider them celebrities.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #151 on: March 24, 2013, 11:59:15 am »
I didn't I don't kill animals

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« Reply #152 on: March 24, 2013, 12:21:51 pm »
Sure!  Wanna study anatomy together? ;)

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #153 on: March 24, 2013, 05:08:20 pm »
I don't drink coffee at all.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #154 on: March 24, 2013, 05:10:34 pm »
Tara Strong.  I could have lots of sexy fantasies with the multiple voices she can do. ;)

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #155 on: March 24, 2013, 05:35:43 pm »
...Yes...No...Maybe


Will you travel to the top  of Mount Kilimanjaro and help me defeat the evil that lies at its peak?!

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« Reply #156 on: March 24, 2013, 05:38:02 pm »
Only if defeating that evil involves having sex with it.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #157 on: March 25, 2013, 12:03:32 am »
Bananas.

What would happen if somebody cloned Jesus, Hitler, and a Tyrannosaurus rex, then put Jesus's brain in Hitler's body, put Hitler's brain in the T. rex's body, and put the T. rex's brain in Jesus's body?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #158 on: March 25, 2013, 01:47:31 am »
Bananas.

What would happen if somebody cloned Jesus, Hitler, and a Tyrannosaurus rex, then put Jesus's brain in Hitler's body, put Hitler's brain in the T. rex's body, and put the T. rex's brain in Jesus's body?

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b) "Aaagh Zombie Jesus!" All he does is roar and try to bite people. (Or possibly just marvel at the fact that he can actually do something with his forearms.)

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The scenario: Some devious villain has created an clone out of you -but this clone is not the same gender as you- and placed the clone into your bed, next to you, while you were asleep. Both you and the clone have also been stripped naked apart from fake bunny ears on your heads. Expect confusion after waking up.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #159 on: March 25, 2013, 11:43:24 pm »
Same breakfast I have every morning. Three cups of coffee and two cigarettes.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #160 on: March 26, 2013, 06:35:22 am »
He bored Death so much that he forgot why he came. After he woke up, he remembered he was going to unexist him because he was sick to death of him boring so many people to death...

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #161 on: March 26, 2013, 06:55:15 am »
Because you don't deserve Canadians. You'll only get Italians until you learn to behave, goddamnit!

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #162 on: March 26, 2013, 07:17:50 am »
You might learn something. You might also want brain bleach standing by just in case...

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #163 on: March 26, 2013, 02:43:38 pm »
I threw a ball and he ran after it.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #164 on: March 26, 2013, 04:16:56 pm »
It's like "Being John Malkovitch", except they're fingering your basal ganglia trying to turn you into robo-puppets.

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