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Re: The Sunday School Catechism
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2012, 07:48:26 pm »
I'd like to know what's wrong with a little Harry Belafonte.
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Re: The Sunday School Catechism
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2012, 09:20:19 pm »
Fun activity. When singing hymms, whenever you're supposed to sing the word "heart", replace it with "arse". I discovered that little trick back when I went to a catholic primary school. The results can be positively hysterical.

...so I'm supposed to accept Jesus into my arse? I guess this is a different "personal relationship with Christ" than I thought I was getting.

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Re: The Sunday School Catechism
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2012, 10:38:13 pm »
Fun activity. When singing hymms, whenever you're supposed to sing the word "heart", replace it with "arse". I discovered that little trick back when I went to a catholic primary school. The results can be positively hysterical.

...so I'm supposed to accept Jesus into my arse? I guess this is a different "personal relationship with Christ" than I thought I was getting.

Yes. Open your arse to God, so that he may fill it with love.

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Re: The Sunday School Catechism
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2012, 10:58:45 pm »
I would love to know how "Father Abraham" turned into "Day-O" in your mind.

You have known me for three years and this is the one thing that surprises you in that time. I have arrived.

If it helps, it was the foot thing. :P

As for what's wrong with Belafonte. Nothing. Until you end up singing it before you fall asleep for a nap.

And now I have 'Jesus Loves Me' in my head. For no reason whatsoever because nothing triggered it. So. Y'know. I'm not normal.

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Re: The Sunday School Catechism
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2012, 07:07:24 pm »
I'd like to know what's wrong with a little Harry Belafonte.

Nothing.  I love that song more than anyone should.  But I'm not sure how it relates to "Father Abraham."

ETA: Never, NEVER look up "Father Abraham" on YouTube.  There are way too many videos for that song.  It isn't even the best Sunday School song--all it says is "Father Abraham had a shitton of descendants, kids."

Or rather:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-TY8iISdn8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-TY8iISdn8</a>
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Re: The Sunday School Catechism
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2012, 08:22:31 pm »
I vaguely remember that song now. I don't think I want to.

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Re: The Sunday School Catechism
« Reply #21 on: January 26, 2012, 06:31:28 pm »
I vaguely remember that song now. I don't think I want to.

Here, I'll get it out of your head.

I am a C
I am a C-H...


The rain came down and the floods came up,
The rain came down and the floods came up...


So walk it, and talk it, and live it, and give it, and know it, and show it...


Zacchaeus was a wee little man, and a wee little man was he...


When I get to Heaven gonna put on my ro-obe,
Gonna shout all over God's Heaven, Heaven, Heaven...


Children of the Lo-ord. ;D
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Re: The Sunday School Catechism
« Reply #22 on: January 26, 2012, 07:58:53 pm »
Only "the rain came down" and "Children of the Lo-ord" ring any bells, but I can't remember any more to them.
You know the chant that goes "oh you'll never get to heaven, on a jumbo jet"  (replace mode of transport to whatever random stuff people come up with).

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Re: The Sunday School Catechism
« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2012, 05:17:44 pm »
Only "the rain came down" and "Children of the Lo-ord" ring any bells, but I can't remember any more to them.
You know the chant that goes "oh you'll never get to heaven, on a jumbo jet"  (replace mode of transport to whatever random stuff people come up with).

No, but I know that Jesus, then Others, then You is a wonderful way to spell "joy."

At least, for some of us.
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Re: The Sunday School Catechism
« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2012, 05:24:10 pm »
You are making my head ache with all these Sunday School songs.

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Re: The Sunday School Catechism
« Reply #25 on: January 27, 2012, 05:27:54 pm »
You are making my head ache with all these Sunday School songs.

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Re: The Sunday School Catechism
« Reply #26 on: January 27, 2012, 05:41:30 pm »
Nah, it's alright. Let her get it out. It's therapeutic.

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Re: The Sunday School Catechism
« Reply #27 on: January 27, 2012, 05:47:06 pm »
I remember "Rise and Shine". Now I'm trying to think of some better songs from Sunday school.

Ah. Now I have "Mi Chamocha" stuck in my head. Much better.

Mi chamocha ba-elim Adonai!
Mi kamocha ne-edar ba-kodesh!
Norah tehilot oseh feleh
Norah tehilot oseh feleh...

Ah, now those seem like ancient memories to me...
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