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Political Parody Songs
« on: July 25, 2012, 07:10:19 pm »
Post political parody songs here!  Preferably your own. :P

To the tune of Shania Twain's "That Don't Impress Me Much:"

Mitt Romney says he wants to teach abstinence to teens,
But I'm not sure he really knows what that means.
The current method's lousy; so much truth it hides,
It doesn't even teach about your own insides!

Oh, oh, he thinks he's special,
Oh, oh, he thinks he's something else...

Mitt don't impress me much;
So he's got the faith, but has he got the touch?
Now don't get me wrong, the Mormon church is all right,
But that won't keep kids out of the backseat at night...
That don't impress me much.

I've never known a guy who had 200 million smackers,
Kept his gold overseas, just in case,
Had the temerity to call all the working poor "slackers,"
'Cause heaven forbid we don't own our own place (or six!)

Oh, oh, you think you're special,
Oh, oh, you think you're something else...

Mitt don't impress me much;
So he's got the cash, but has he got the touch?
Now don't get me wrong, bein' rich is all right,
But that won't give us wages that make our load light...
That don't impress me much.

He's tellin' some lies to try to help himself win,
Although he's deep in a hole, Mitt keeps diggin' on in,
I can't believe you thought Bain's plan was all right
Now come on, Romney, tell me--you must be joking, right?

Oh, oh, he thinks he's clever,
Oh, oh, I think he's something else...

Mitt don't impress me much;
So he thinks he's cool, but has he got the touch?
Now don't get me wrong, now his hair looks all right,
But that won't give us hope in our long, cold fiscal night...
That don't impress me much.
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Re: Political Parody Songs
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2012, 04:40:17 pm »
I didn't write this, it's written and performed by the guy at stablesound.co.uk. It's a touch out of date but still funny. You can download the mp3 here.

"Cameron Creep" to the tune of "Creep" by Radiohead

When you went to vote
In two thousand and five
You voted for Labour
And made Howard cry
Forget about Thatcher
She'll soon be in a box
And Brown's nothing special
But I'm fucking special

But I'm a creep
I'm a tory
Why the hell would you vote for me?
But I'll make you like me

If you think I'm in touch
I might get control
So I'm down with Sue Lawley
On Radio Four
I wanna run the country
Right into the ground
But Blair's still fuckin' PM
I wish I was PM....

But I'm a creep
I'm a tory
Why the hell would you vote for me?
But I'll make you like me

oooh... Radiohead, Bob Dylan and The Smiths
Oooh Killers and R  E  M  Yeeeaaaahhhh

Whatever seems trendy
Whatever seems cool
See I'm fucking special
You'll see I'm so special...

But I'm a creep
I'm a tory
Why the hell would you vote for me?
But I'll make you like me
Please say you like me

He has some others that are about PFI and the NHS and one about Menezes as well

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Re: Political Parody Songs
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2012, 04:12:08 am »
Rather old and most likely none of you foreigners give a shit, but it's one of my favourites.
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND4bjDqE45k" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND4bjDqE45k</a>

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Re: Political Parody Songs
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2012, 07:33:48 am »
That's a great one :)

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Re: Political Parody Songs
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2012, 04:29:11 pm »
These are some alternate lyrics for a MAD Magazine parody of The Wizard of Oz and the political climate, called The Wizard of O.

The first one is Dorothy's song, sung to the tune of "Over the Rainbow."

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All day, over the airwaves, voices spew.
There's no way to decipher what is or is not true.
All day, over the airwaves, pundits shout,
and the name of the game is "drown your opponent out."

With talking points and think-tank bytes,
these propaganda parasites besiege us.
They hope from show to show to show,
denying what is plainly so.
It's so egregious!

All day, over the airwaves, verbal poo.
Maybe we'd find the right track, if they'd STFU!

The Scarecrow is a parody of Fox News pundits.

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When Iraq we were attacking,
George Bush received my backing,
as Presidents deserve.
But I've grown disaffected
since Obama got elected
'cause he doesn't have the nerve!

Though I'm suddenly judgmental,
it's just coincidental,
an unexpected swerve!
I'm giving him the onus
to show he's got cojones,
'cause he doesn't have the nerve!

Oh, I would gladly die,
I'd love to volunteer,
to fight jihad on the Afghan frontier.
The problem is, I'm needed here!

So I'll keep us safe at Fox News
and criticize Barack's views
while nibbling my hors d'oeuvre.
This is war, you're darned tootin'!
It's my mouth I'll be shootin',
'cause I've got a lot of nerve!

The Tin Man is a parody of more left-wing pundits and figures.

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I'm afraid O's unrealistic
to act all idealistic
while getting ripped apart.
He must stop compromisin'
and get busy pulverizin',
but he hasn't got the heart!

Since he gave the right a beating,
he's spent much time retreating,
which wasn't very smart.
You don't drive a small pink tank
up against a right-wing think tank!
How I wish he'd show some heart.

You doof! Don't stay aloof!
That's madness nowadays.
Obstructionism isn't just a phase.
Are you a man or mayonnaise?

It's too bad he's not a fighter
and in fact got politer
and wussed out from the start.
As his polls have a drop off,
it's his nuts they're gonna chop off
'cause he hasn't got the heart!

The Cowardly Lion represents anti-Obama conspiracy theorist pundits in general.

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When Barack Hussein Obama
miscalculates the drama,
it fills my heart with pain.
He's just a lightweight bumbling.
Our democracy is crumbling
'cause he doesn't have a brain!

There are sinister connections
since the '08 elections,
though they may seem arcane.
I'm a true visionary!
He's a commie dingleberry
'cause he doesn't have a brain!

Each link will make you think
and act accordingly.
If you want to fight the huge conspiracy,
here's what to do: Keep watching me!

Now you have all of the pieces
and must accept my thesis
or else I am insane.
But I've never felt better.
Booga booga veeblefetzter.
If he only had a brain!
Formerly known as Eva-Beatrice and Wykked Wytch.

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Re: Political Parody Songs
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2012, 05:14:17 pm »
*whistle* Rhyming "tank" with "tank", ten yard penalty on the defense.
Oh, you take the high road, and I'll take the low road...

My mother did not CHOOSE life. She planned for it.

Is that weird monkey-creature-looking-thing supposed to be a BLACK MAN?

It's Bi-Curious George, well known supporter of the gay agenda.

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Re: Political Parody Songs
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2012, 05:20:27 pm »
Hey, I didn't write it.
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Re: Political Parody Songs
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2012, 05:20:58 pm »
I know. But I'm sure MAD reads everything I write and all. ;)
Oh, you take the high road, and I'll take the low road...

My mother did not CHOOSE life. She planned for it.

Is that weird monkey-creature-looking-thing supposed to be a BLACK MAN?

It's Bi-Curious George, well known supporter of the gay agenda.

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Re: Political Parody Songs
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2012, 10:04:40 pm »
Rather old and most likely none of you foreigners give a shit, but it's one of my favourites.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND4bjDqE45k

Sweet Jesus that is awesome.

My Little Comrade
My Little Comrade
Ah ah ah aaaaah!
(My Little Comrade)
I used to wonder what socialism could be!
(My Little Comrade)
Until you all shared its materialist dialectic with me!

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Re: Political Parody Songs
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2012, 10:53:24 pm »
These aren't political as such, and they aren't mine, bit I've had the pleasure of hearing them sing.

ONWARD CHRISTIAN MURDERERS

Onward, Christian soldiers, marching off to war,
With the cross of Jesus, going on before
‘gainst Jew and homo-sexual, atheist and black
With bib-les and our ri-fles, we’re ready to attack

Chorus
   Onward, Christian murderers
   Marching off to war,
   Cru-sad-er with Nazi,
   and Con-quis-tador.

With Good King John and legions, of the bloody Pope,(and little boys, ho ho ho )
Smite Slavs Jews Greek Christians, hang Mongols with a rope
Pillage, rape and plunder, this is God’s holy will (the Holy Crusades)
The noble and the holy thing is torture, rape and kill

Now on to the Americas, with Conquistadores, (and Columbus)
Aztecs Incas Indians, kill them by the hoards (in Jesus’ holy name)
Take their gold and silver, enslaver them till they’re sick (working for god)
Then in your divine mercy, change them to Catholic (to save their souls)

Chorus 3
Now back again to Europe, with Hitler and the Pope, (holy alliance!)
Take the Jews to Auschwitz, turn them into soap, (in accordance with the bible)
Glory, laud, and honour unto Christ the King
This thro' countless ages, men and angels sing. (hallelujah brothers / sisters)

ATHEIST INTERNATIONALE

Arise you victims of delusion, arise you people of the earth
Discard unfounded superstition, there's a better world in birth
For reason in revolt now thunders, freethinkers to the fore
Now in the dawning age of reason, ancient faith we need no more.

  Chorus:
  Now people, let us rally, its a great fight that we face
  We must discard religion, to save the human race.
  Now people, let us rally, its a great fight that we face
  We must discard religion, to save the human race.

Our destiny is our own making, no gods will save us from our fate
A new age of reason is now dawning, the world it will illuminate
Away with fear and superstition, the truth will set you free
In a world with honesty and freedom, peace and justice there will be.

Away with synagogue and steeple, Mohammed and his warrior band
We know there are no chosen people, we know there is no promised land
So join together in our chorus, Atheists be proud
Although believers may deplore us, Our voice is clear and loud

My Little Comrade
My Little Comrade
Ah ah ah aaaaah!
(My Little Comrade)
I used to wonder what socialism could be!
(My Little Comrade)
Until you all shared its materialist dialectic with me!

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Re: Political Parody Songs
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2012, 03:13:02 pm »
Another one for Romney, with sexy boys:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSAGR0arBUo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSAGR0arBUo</a>
That may be the single gayest thing I have ever read on this board. Or the old one. ;)