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The pastor reprimanded: “But, nowadays you have people committing sin everywhere you look, including Houses of God, which are the holiest of places.”

Asked how the situation could be bettered, Hagee replied: “Well, we’d have to start with ourselves, as with everything in life. If you’re asking about my personal opinion, there is no greater sin in terms of wrongly using God’s name than women who use it during sex. That is one of the filthiest, most derogatory and sinful uses of the Lord’s name I can think of. If it were up to me, I would put every single woman or girl who does that in jail. That would be a fine example of God’s wrath aimed at what is, in my opinion, a terrible misuse of our Maker’s good name.”

Perhaps there are other ways to fix this? Could the women (actually men too) of USA start shouting something else while having sex? Would "PRAISE SATAN!" be ok for mr. Hagee? How about if people start screaming about Hindu gods when they orgasm?

I am amused by the "see also" suggestions. Ted Cruz demands that the pope should be fired and Ted Nugent blames that church massacre on Democrats and gun laws.
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!

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Re: Small government. So that it can better fit in your bedroom...
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2015, 04:59:20 am »
Maybe they can start shouting "THANKS OBAMA" instead.

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Re: Small government. So that it can better fit in your bedroom...
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2015, 06:01:33 am »
Poe's law in effect. It's a spoof site.

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Re: Small government. So that it can better fit in your bedroom...
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2015, 06:04:08 am »
GOD DAMNIT! AGAIN I AM FOOLED...
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!

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Re: Small government. So that it can better fit in your bedroom...
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2015, 09:24:15 am »
GOD DAMNIT! AGAIN I AM FOOLED...

Don't be too hard on yourself.  It happens to the best of us.

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Re: Small government. So that it can better fit in your bedroom...
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2015, 01:06:40 pm »
Maybe they can start shouting "THANKS OBAMA" instead.

I think I laughed harder at this than I should have.
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Re: Small government. So that it can better fit in your bedroom...
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2015, 06:28:49 pm »
When I was...ah, romantically involved, my lady shouted, "THANK XENU!"

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