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Re: Bill O'Reilly's plan for mercenary army to defeat ISIS
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2014, 04:37:46 am »
Now you're thinking like a soldier!

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Re: Bill O'Reilly's plan for mercenary army to defeat ISIS
« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2014, 03:19:24 pm »
Oh noooo!

Colbert made some jokes on Papa Bear's plan and now O'Reilly is O'Really Angry:

http://uproxx.com/tv/2014/09/bill-oreilly-is-pissed-that-stephen-colbert-mocked-his-plan-of-using-a-mercenary-army-to-fight-isis/

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Re: Bill O'Reilly's plan for mercenary army to defeat ISIS
« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2014, 03:43:53 pm »
Oh goody, Daily Show/Colbert videos are still blocked here.

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Re: Bill O'Reilly's plan for mercenary army to defeat ISIS
« Reply #18 on: October 01, 2014, 12:11:04 am »
Oh goody, Daily Show/Colbert videos are still blocked here.
Yeah, I used to watch those shows quite regularly until they decided to block the shows.

And I still get messages from the shows on Facebook and occasionally see clips from shows being linked on other sites when there is something particularly good, but there is no legal way for me to view them as far as I know.
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!

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Re: Bill O'Reilly's plan for mercenary army to defeat ISIS
« Reply #19 on: October 01, 2014, 12:21:31 am »
What about these mercs? They look like a bunch of well-adjusted, reliable and totally sane guys. Perfect for the job!



ISIS will probably respond by hiring a very similar team dressed in blue.

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Re: Bill O'Reilly's plan for mercenary army to defeat ISIS
« Reply #20 on: October 01, 2014, 12:23:49 am »
And they all wear different hats!
We should send some special forces to start Congaing in some battlefield in Syria everyone would start and the conflict would be over.


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Re: Bill O'Reilly's plan for mercenary army to defeat ISIS
« Reply #21 on: October 01, 2014, 12:54:18 am »
Oh goody, Daily Show/Colbert videos are still blocked here.
Yeah, I used to watch those shows quite regularly until they decided to block the shows.

And I still get messages from the shows on Facebook and occasionally see clips from shows being linked on other sites when there is something particularly good, but there is no legal way for me to view them as far as I know.
Wait, Finland has those blocked? Why on earth is that?
Excuse me, sir, do you have a minute to talk about your lord and savior, Hannibal Barca?

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Re: Bill O'Reilly's plan for mercenary army to defeat ISIS
« Reply #22 on: October 01, 2014, 01:14:11 am »
Oh goody, Daily Show/Colbert videos are still blocked here.
Yeah, I used to watch those shows quite regularly until they decided to block the shows.

And I still get messages from the shows on Facebook and occasionally see clips from shows being linked on other sites when there is something particularly good, but there is no legal way for me to view them as far as I know.
Wait, Finland has those blocked? Why on earth is that?
Perhaps there are plans to bring the show to TV or maybe some satellite channel already has the show so they don't want anyone seeing it for free?
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!

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Re: Bill O'Reilly's plan for mercenary army to defeat ISIS
« Reply #23 on: October 01, 2014, 09:15:51 am »
Just when I was starting to think Bill O'reilly was one of the saner people at Faux News.

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Re: Bill O'Reilly's plan for mercenary army to defeat ISIS
« Reply #24 on: October 01, 2014, 09:33:03 am »
Just when I was starting to think Bill O'reilly was one of the saner people at Faux News.

The sad thing is I'm pretty sure he still is.

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Re: Bill O'Reilly's plan for mercenary army to defeat ISIS
« Reply #25 on: October 01, 2014, 10:26:56 pm »
Oh goody, Daily Show/Colbert videos are still blocked here.
Yeah, I used to watch those shows quite regularly until they decided to block the shows.

And I still get messages from the shows on Facebook and occasionally see clips from shows being linked on other sites when there is something particularly good, but there is no legal way for me to view them as far as I know.
Wait, Finland has those blocked? Why on earth is that?

It's blocked in Argentina as well, and I suspect everywhere outside the US. Presumably some copyright reason or another.
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Re: Bill O'Reilly's plan for mercenary army to defeat ISIS
« Reply #26 on: October 02, 2014, 03:33:57 am »
Well that's just plain stupid on toast.
Excuse me, sir, do you have a minute to talk about your lord and savior, Hannibal Barca?

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Re: Bill O'Reilly's plan for mercenary army to defeat ISIS
« Reply #27 on: October 02, 2014, 11:24:04 am »
I think Bill has the right idea.

Tell the mercs they get a hat for every ISIS terrorist they kill!