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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #60 on: May 12, 2012, 10:23:02 pm »
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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #61 on: May 13, 2012, 05:35:55 am »
I have no clue what that is nor a desire to find out, so...

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #62 on: May 13, 2012, 05:50:06 am »
I had to urbandictionary that and...EW! Not sexy at all.

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #63 on: May 13, 2012, 05:50:42 am »
Neutral

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #64 on: May 13, 2012, 10:09:10 am »
Not sexy.

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #65 on: May 13, 2012, 05:07:35 pm »
Neutral

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #66 on: May 13, 2012, 06:09:23 pm »
Neutral, depends on the object.

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #67 on: May 13, 2012, 06:13:50 pm »
Tasty, but not sexy.

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #68 on: May 13, 2012, 06:52:45 pm »
Not sexy.

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #69 on: May 13, 2012, 07:09:50 pm »
Potentially sexy.

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #70 on: May 13, 2012, 07:13:17 pm »
Neutral,

Churches.

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #71 on: May 13, 2012, 07:47:10 pm »
Sexy, if to bang in (there are no words for how badly I want to do this). Unsexy if to attend mass.

Pet rocks.
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Ego: +5

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #72 on: May 13, 2012, 07:48:39 pm »
Sexy, if to bang in (there are no words for how badly I want to do this). Unsexy if to attend mass.
What about a good session of porking while mass is in session?

As for pet rocks, neutral.

Bookmarks.

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #73 on: May 13, 2012, 07:57:56 pm »
Sexy, if to bang in (there are no words for how badly I want to do this). Unsexy if to attend mass.
What about a good session of porking while mass is in session?

As for pet rocks, neutral.

Bookmarks.
Errr.... that's a tough one. Sex in church = awesome. Audience... neutral. I'd feel like they were
*sunglasses*
judging me.

As for bookmarks, sexy (well-read women are hot).
Her3tik, you have groupies.
Ego: +5

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Re: Sexy, Neutral, not sexy.
« Reply #74 on: May 13, 2012, 08:09:21 pm »
Not sexy.

Medieval outfits.
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