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Community => The Lounge => Topic started by: PixelDolly on January 05, 2012, 06:15:29 pm
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The game is simple.
Just rate the above person's fear on a scale from 1 to 10, with one being the least frightening and ten being the most.
I'll start...
Chocolate laced with razor blades.
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7, being that chocolate is one of my favorite food.
Crazy clowns wielding a chainsaw.
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7, because I don't fear clowns, but I fear chainsaws.
A Tea Party presidency.
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10
Grown men who collect dolls.
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2. Makes me think of Waylon Smithers.
Life-long full-body paralysis.
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10. I can't stand not being able to move when I want to.
Screeching children.
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2. I love children.
Tarantulas eating you alive.
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10, because FUCK SPIDERS
Going deaf.
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10
Having a limb caught in a meat grinder.
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10. I've actually seen pictures of the aftermath of that. Do. Not. Want.
Being naked in public.
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1. Because I'm sexy.
But really 10, because I'm not.
Being in a ten car pile up.
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8.
Being submerged in a fish tank filled with live insects.
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OVER 9000!
Nothing creeps me out more then insects. *shudders*
Ironbite-having to be the one to put on Ida Gardner's make-up.
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3
Being the target of a knife-throwing act.
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7.
Having an infestation of botflies in your skin.
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8.
Fucking one of those kitchen sink-based garbage disposal units.
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10! Ouch!
Talking with a stranger on the telephone.
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9. I am afraid of phones due to social anxiety.
Being chased by a bloodthirsty mob
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7. Mobs are stupid and only as fast as their slowest member. Still, it's all over if they do manage to get you.
Having both of your achilles tendons severed.
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7. Mobs are stupid and only as fast as their slowest member. Still, it's all over if they do manage to get you.
Having both of your achilles tendons severed.
7.
Chinese water torture.
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7. I’m good at tuning things out, but it’d get to me eventually.
Being Alone.
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3. I like my seclusion, but I do need some contact once in a while.
Being buried alive.
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7.
Eaten alive by a bear.
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10. Fucking ow.
The lead boot torture (I think it has some other name, but I can't remember what).
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1. Don’t know what it is, and I’m not looking it up just for you. :P
People discovering you are a Brony.
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1. I'm not a brony, so meh.
Having Michelle Bachman sit on your face.
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9.5
Having Marcus Bachman sit on your face.
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11! Aw, Hell no! /Will Smith
Finding a cockroach in your food.
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4. Disgusting but not really scary.
Having this stalk you.
(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/50273_189117679794_5661722_n.jpg)
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3. It's more hilarious than creepy.
Sounding.
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5.
This thing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kMPcw8VfAo
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1. It just looks weird.
Pennywise the Clown fucking Dr. Frank-N-Furter.
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8.....because ewewewew
Sleeping in bed then realizing something is crawling across your chest
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1. My housemates kitties are adorable!
Finding mold on a loaf of bread you've already eaten a few slices of.
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10 I'm allergic to penicillin.
Finding half a grub in an apple you're eating.
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Fuck. Granny ninja'd me.
Uh... I'm gonna say a 7. It's rather eugh but it's not the end of the world.
Waking up and finding out you've magically transformed into McCain.
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7. My dick can't get up, I've got a few years left... But I've got a fucking TON of money and a reputation to soil.
My grinning face six inches from yours when you first wake up.
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8. That would be rather creepy to say the least.
Making out with Bill O'Reilly (with lots of tongue, naturally) for a full 10 minutes.
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10. That would give me nightmares for the rest of my life.
Finding out a Bot Fly larva (look it up google if you dare) is inside your brain.
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10. That would give me nightmares for the rest of my life.
Finding out a Bot Fly larva (look it up google if you dare) is inside your brain.
1,000,000 just shoot me now
Aliens actually do exist and they want to remove your limbs one by one while you're still conscious and able to feel it.
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7. Not 10 only because I love aliens.
Having your fingernails ripped off.
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9. Ow, ow, ow!
Personal Rejection.
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8
Getting dissected while you're still awake.
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10! Another Ouch!
Crab lice in your eyelashes (http://forums.fstdt.net/nsfw/disturbing-images/msg2861/#msg2861)
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8.
Waking up to find this little guy:
(http://www.imagegossips.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/SEA_COCONUT_CRAB.jpg)
RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU
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5. He looks big and scary, but if I leave him alone, he'll probably do me the same favor.
Seeing your pet get hit by a car. :(
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101000000. Reason should be bleedin' obvious.
Eating out John McCain's ass.
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10 NO JUST NO
Walking in on McCain and Fred Phelps doing it.
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10 (Vomits into bucket)
Getting gang-raped by a bunch of circus performers.
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8, I don't fear clowns but the gang rape...*shudder*
Watching a bunny/kitten/puppy in this position:
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0901/bunny-bondage-demotivational-poster-1232760260.jpg)
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lol
Having to sit next to that homeless guy on the train that thinks its his home.
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7 Not too sure what he might bring out of that stained paper sack...
Being forced to slide head first down a long, sharp blade with only the testicles to use as a braking medium.
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10. Eek.
Baleful polymorphism (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BalefulPolymorph). Especially being/watching somebody be turned and subsequently killed and eaten.
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(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTNfxGO-YoP23OEZVAkd1hHGbfnAIHqWUh3XeG_X5qDXIlSL32SpA)
I give that a 2.
Um.......discovering the face on the other end of that body you're "involved" with at the annual orgy belongs to Ann Coulter.
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1. Doesn't matter, had sex.
Being anally triple-fisted.
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(http://thumbs2.modthesims.info/img/5/4/5/8/6/6/MTS_Neder-1216540-NoJustNo.jpg)
10. OUCH!
Discovering your mom and dad once had a 3-some with Bush.
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3. they're sexual beings.
Ironbite-having to listen to Micheal Cole talk.
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2. No idea who that is, but I'm sure it's nothing I can tune out and spend the time he's talking thinking about something unrelated.
Sucking a zoophile's jizz out of a dog's anus.
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10.
This:
(http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm308/jamestakamatsu/spider-hell.jpg)
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3. I'm Australian. That sort of thing is pretty typical around here.
Starring in scat porn.
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As the pitcher? 4. As the catcher? 9.
Being physically and forcibly drafted into the army against your will to fight a war in South East Asia.
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9 - no one should be forced to do anything, ever.
Having to cut off your own limb with a pen knife to escape a tree or boulder that has pinned you down while hiking in the wilderness, and the only options are remove the limb or die.
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10 oh goddess i had a dream like that once
Meeting one of The Dark Gods of Chaos
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I'm gonna let someone else answer that, but I'll just go on record as saying if I get James Franco's body to replace my own.....a hand might be worth it.
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2. Meh, fictional characters.
Being forced to shave Carrot Top's balls.
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8 if we still have to put up with Carrot Top or 1 if we can blast him into space afterwards for eternity.
Having an eyeball gouged out while you are still conscious and seeing/feeling everything.
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10. Ow, ow fucking ow.
Spending you entire life having to listen to only Rebecca Black and James Blunt.
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4 i can tolerate bad music
sleeping then you wake up to like an entire colony of fire ants in your bed nearly eating you alive (this actually happened to me when i was five)
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10 - ZOMG! D:
Waking up one day and finding out that every other human being on the planet has completely disappeared and you will be alone until the day you die.
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1. I hate people.
Being forced to eat a live and conscious cat with only your bare hands.
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10 by default because I love cats and that's horrible, but 8 if I am currently starving to death. Everything seems tasty when you're starving, no matter how cute it is.
The internet ceases to exist and is never replaced with anything as awesome.
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6-7. Though it would suck and I wouldn't be able to talk to any of my forumites, it wouldn't be a world ender.
Being helpless while watching your significant other die.
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8. While I don't have a significant other, I've no doubt that it would be horrible if I did and that happened.
Being given a gravel enema.
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8 i may like anal but no never that
Having your limbs slowly ripped from your body via rope
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10 - Slow and painful deaths for the lose! D:
Finding out your partner (of you have one) has an STD after having unprotected sex with them.
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6. Not exactly a welcome discovery, but it should be treatable with a couple of penicillin shots.
Being locked out of your house in the nuddy.
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9.
Meeting one of these:
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rE7qWP3PG-I/Sut1mcVG5PI/AAAAAAAAAWM/qHraMPPdDto/s1600-h/Creepy+horse.jpg)
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9.
Meeting one of these:
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rE7qWP3PG-I/Sut1mcVG5PI/AAAAAAAAAWM/qHraMPPdDto/s1600-h/Creepy+horse.jpg)
Image no worky.
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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rE7qWP3PG-I/Sut1mcVG5PI/AAAAAAAAAWM/qHraMPPdDto/s1600-h/Creepy+horse.jpg
1. Pretty damn awesome, I'd choose to study it.
Death by a thousand cuts, but with micron-sized sections.
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8, that's gotta be looong and painful.
Having a sledgehammer dropped on your nuts.
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7 these babies are sensitive as hell
Being strapped to a gurney and forced to watch Fraggle Rock with flashing lights on bolth sides of you
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7.
Being tied to a post and forced to endure 1 hours of 2girls1cup.
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1. It's not that I like fecal play, but after the first few minutes I would become pretty desensitized.
BEING in 2 girls 1 cup
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8. Just...agh.
Sleeping in the middle of the woods by yourself (with no supplies) for one night.
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5. I have done things like that before. Since it's just one night, it won't be too hard to construct a shelter to keep the rain out. The problem is finding food, because in my area there are a lot of edible plants but they aren't all that nutritious.
Being turned to stone by a Medusa and being sentient forever.
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10. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndIMustScream)
Penetration...by a drill. A slow moving, rusty, serrated drill I may add.
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10 (Ouch)
Being pecked to death by a flock of birds.
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9.
Finding out your favorite Girl Scout cookies are indeed made with real Girl Scouts.
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3. As long as they're tasty and I'm not somehow legally involved with their murder, it could be worse.
Being gangbanged by Bill O'Reilly, John McCain, Marcus Bachmann and Fred Phelps.
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10
Being a Serial killer's sex slave.
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3, it could be fun, depends on the serial killer
Being John Boehner's sex slave.
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8.
Being one of the children of this guy:
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=67487 (http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=67487)
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10
Dolls
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1. Meh.
Being forced to watch Dane Cook's comedy routines for the rest of eternity.
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10. Because it's eternity, and I'll go crazy.
Going to the eternal cosmic North Korea in the sky.
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6.
Listening to the sound of a rusty nail scraped on a chalkboard, using headphones. With the volume turned up to eleven.
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6.
Listening to the sound of a rusty nail scraped on a chalkboard, using headphones. With the volume turned up to eleven.
6. Nails never bothered me, now those big permanent markers on paper I would hate
Losing your job
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3. I don't have one to begin with.
An orgy with every single one of your living relatives.
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10. Westermarck effect is FULL GO.
Being falsely accused of being a pedophile.
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Orgy-10
Falsely accused-1.5 (the jail time would suck, but I've kinda gotten over what others think of me).
Having sex with a cactus.
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10, OUCH!
Discovering scat/bestiality/whatever fucked-up porn of yourself and your relatives.
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9.
Being the victim in this killing: http://www.theonion.com/articles/if-its-any-consolation-your-daughter-probably-died,11143/ (http://www.theonion.com/articles/if-its-any-consolation-your-daughter-probably-died,11143/)
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8. It did say you'd die of terror before any of the really horrible stuff happened.
Sucking off a horse.
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10
Getting committed to a mental hospital.
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8.
Switching lives with Fred Phelps.
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9.
Getting stuck in the middle of the Outback with very little water.
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7.
Being homeschooled by Andrew "Assfly" Schlafly (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Schlafly).
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10. Oh god 10.
Having someone surgically open your stomach, with you still conscious, inserting rotting meat into it, then sewing everything up again.
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9, ouch!
Having fundie parents. And no, not just a Freeper/RaptureReady-esque fundyism, I mean Timothy McVeigh/Anders Brievik/Osama Bin Laden/Ronald E. (http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=67487) Williams (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompleteMonster)-esque levels of fundie.
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10 i would probably be dead if i had those kind of fundie parents
having to sit throght three hours of a guy screaming at you while dressed up as a gimp and having a person whip you then throw you in a river still gimpafied.
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4. The whipping would be painful, but the screaming would just be annoying and I'm nothing if not a strong swimmer.
Getting together with Rick Santorum to whip up at least four litres of his namesake.
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6.
Tentacle rape...in real life. By real octopuses. And very real tentacles.
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9 - ewww, but at least it's not a gruesome death.
Being shrunk to 1/2 inch tall and placed into the center of a hornet's nest.
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5 on one hand I'm small but on the other hand if i kill the queen(Do hornets have queens?) and rub her pheromones all over myself i will rule those fucking bastards
being stuck in a Zombie Apocalypse and having no weapons and the zombies are rage zombies
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6.
This story:
http://inuscreepystuff.blogspot.com/2010/08/curious-case-of-smilejpg.html (http://inuscreepystuff.blogspot.com/2010/08/curious-case-of-smilejpg.html)
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7
Getting your head cut off.
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5. The anticipation would be bad, but as I understand it, the death would be quick.
Being crucified.
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8-9. That would be painful beyond words.
Seeing a rocket flying towards you and not being able to move.
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8. Strangely enough, the “not being able to move†bit is what really scares me.
Finding out your significant other is actually a long-lost sibling.
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9 oh goddess if i fount out Ashley was my sister that would ugh
Getting beaten up by David Bowie Bruce Springsteen and all of Wings
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1. That sounds epic
Becoming mute.
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1. It would be bad, but I have other ways of communicating, and learning sign language is something I should do anyways.
Tied down to a bed while a poison trickles in through a visible IV, one drop every minute.
(This thread is great for unleashing the nightmare fuel I've been inflicted with on other people! Mwahahaha!)
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10 if its slow and painful 5 if it the poison kills me quickly
Being stuck in a Salvador Dolly painting or a M.C Escher painting
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1. Dali and Escher are awesome!
Having Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony stuck in your head for every minute of the rest of your life.
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0 that would be the most epic thing in the world
Getting shot then stabed the hit with a baseball bat then thrown in a river then fished out then dowsed in petral and lighter flued and lit on fire all in the span of 20 minutes or so
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0 that would be the most epic thing in the world
Getting shot then stabed the hit with a baseball bat then thrown in a river then fished out then dowsed in petral and lighter flued and lit on fire all in the span of 20 minutes or so
9, it would be scarier if I was dowsed in petrol and lighter fluid
Abducted by aliens
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7
Being put in the position of this guys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSCRK5jbuUc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbOzSeu6sJA
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10
Being forced to eat a loved one.
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10. I couldn't do it.
Spending the rest of your life on an island, alone.
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5 if the island has resources to care for myself with a surprising level of comfort. 8 if not.
Spending every second of the rest of your life with The Beatles’ “Wild Honey Pie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAneg_6GKO0)†stuck in your head.
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5 I like the Beatles but that and Revaluation 9 are probably my least liked songs from the collection
on that note having to listen to Revaluation 9 for all eternity
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6
Stoning...but using solidified poop instead of rocks.
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7
clown wigs.
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2 if they're attached to a regular clown, 10 if they're attached to Pennywise.
Being the front piece in the human centipede.
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5 I like the Beatles but that and Revaluation 9 are probably my least liked songs from the collection
Ah yes, that famous song in which John Lennon attempted to reach out to the real estate agent audience.
Moving on. 7. The front is the least shitty position by far (pun intended).
Being the middle position in the human centipede.
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8. Very shitty place to be.
Being eaten alive by your evil twin.
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8
Waterbooarding. By you, not on you. And you are supposed to waterboard your pet. With blood and piss.
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4 (It's messed up, but if I was forced to do it I wouldn't be scared...Just really angry I was being forced to do it)
Waking up in a room with only one light bulb hanging from the ceiling, tied to a chair and there are menacing men demanding you answer questions.
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10 because if I'm gonna be stuck like that i dont want to be the middle man
Being forced to watch as a person severs of your toes fingers ears and noes and then be thrown in a vat of lemon juice.
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6 That would sting a bit.
Being stuck for eternity in a cold, draughty railroad station waiting room with an elderly Jewish couple who constantly talk and argue about their son, Marvin - he's such a good boy to his Momma...
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7
Petrified alive. Then having your stoned body parts chipped away slowly while you are still sentient and feeling every moment.
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10 if it's excruciatingly painful, 8 if you just feel it enough to be aware of what's happening.
You being suddenly unaffected by gravity and slowly floating off into space.
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8.
Being the tail of a human centipede.
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10
Being ground into sausage while still alive.
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10. Now if I were being ground alive into a burger, on the other hand, that would be a different story.
Being forced to tongue fuck Harold Camping's rectum.
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10 (Not enough tens to fully comprehend my disgust)
Having someone bathe in your blood.
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4 to 10 - depends on how large they might be and the size of the bath!
Having all your teeth pulled by a maniac dentist using a pair of electrical pliers and no anaesthesia.
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10. Ow ow fucking ow.
Being forced to watch your significant other have sex with someone else (and enjoy it immensely).
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1. I have no significant other and am fairly open minded about that sort of thing anyways.
Being force-fed your most-hated food.
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10. Ow ow fucking ow.
Being forced to watch your significant other have sex with someone else (and enjoy it immensely).
-10. That would actually be quite hot.
1. I have no significant other and am fairly open minded about that sort of thing anyways.
Being force-fed your most-hated food.
3. It's disgusting, but it would be more terrifying for the person force-feeding me the food. I can projectile vomit.
Watching a timer count down to your death, starting from precisely one hour.
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5, I've lived a good life. Not long but good
Stranded on a deserted Island with Ann Coulter
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5 it would suck but i could just kill her and use her cloths to help me survive
being stuck in a blizzard with nothing on and having to trek 2000 miles to the nearest warm place
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4. I got a little bit of Survivalist in me. Plus: Eagle Scout. ;)
Choking on a pretzel.
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3
Getting set on fire.
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10. Definitely one of the worst ways to die.
Discovering that centipedes have taken residence in your genitals.
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10 if i cant get rid of them 3 if i can they are minor annoyance
seeing this son of a bitch (http://www.bloodsprayer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/kuching-giant-spider-bako.jpg) in your bed.
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10 OH GOD WHY (Fun fact, this was actually for Antechrist's post, but it works for this, too)
Being trapped in an air-tight space where you can move, but don't have enough space to bring your arms up.
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9, because I have major issues with not being able to move my arms.
Robbing a bank at gunpoint.
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8. That could only end badly for me.
Being dropped in the middle of Detroit wearing nothing but a KKK uniform.
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4 - if you are quick enough, the KKK robes can be ripped and modified into a toga.
Walking down a bleak inner city alleyway convinced you are being stalked by mutant zombie clowns.
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6, I could outrun those fuckers.
Being put in a guillotine, but instead of your head, you are positioned so that the blade would cut your dick in two.
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0 - I don't have a penis. :P
Getting into a horrible automobile accident and having both arms and both legs amputated, and having to live the rest of your life laying in bed having other people do absolutedly everything for you.
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9
Being sacrificed to a pagan cult's god. Said sacrifice involves getting knocked up with the god's offspring.
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0 or n/a, unless they know how to get a man pregnant.
OK, so you're in a hotel, and you're trying to escape a zombie outbreak (fairly fast zombies, mind - not necessarily sprinters, but fast nonetheless). As you run through the lobby, you spot someone injured on the ground, and you can see the zombies moving in on them. The odds of you rescuing them are exactly 50/50, with the alternative being the zombies attacking you as well. You leave them.
A few months later, you meet your significant other on another continent. You fall in love, despite something that bothers you about them. Some time later, you realise what it is: their appearance, voice and mannerisms overwhelmingly suggest that they are the person who was in the lobby.
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1. As long as she doesn't find out, It's all good.
Being dropped into the middle of Pyongyang, with the North Korean army convinced that you're an American spy.
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9. Because zombies aren’t real, but North Korea is.
Contracting Encephalitis.
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10 i have a fear of dieing like that
being stuck in the middle of the Zone without a gun and you only have your wits and a pocket knife and a first aid kit to help you.
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8
Getting Impaled.
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9 - if it is fatal or severly disfiguring, or 3 - if i survive and get a cool scar to show off
Being forced at gunpoint to eat feces.
(edited for spelling)
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9
Ironbite-having to live with me.
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Hmm...I'd go with 5. Most people are better in person than they are online.
Being alone.
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10
Getting devoured by mutant hamsters.
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7, being eaten alive is painful, but at least it isn't something like a piranha or cannibal...
Speaking of which, being boiled, alive and naked. Also the fire is set low but sufficiently hot enough so you get to enjoy (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SarcasmMode) every minute.
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9. That would be rather unpleasant to say the least.
Being forced to swallow the entire mouthful after a camel vomits into your open mouth.
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6. Vomit isn't that bad.
A FSTDT takeover of the White House, Congress, and Supreme Court.
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7. It may sound good in theory but let's face it, I highly doubt any of us would be up to the task (except possibly Sandman or erictheblue).
A tour of duty in Afghanistan.
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8
Ebola.
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8.
Being cut all over your body, then being forced strip naked and bathe in hot, salty water.
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6. High pain tolerance.
Childbirth.
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9
Having a giant infected cyst grow on your face.
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8- It depends how much money I can milk from tv interviews.
Getting eaten alive by a snake.
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7. The only snakes big enough to eat a human would crush it before eating. Not ideal, but better than being digested.
Having liposuction done without anaesthetic.
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9 - omg pain
Finding a wierd growth on your genitals and finding out it's a malignant tumor.
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10
Getting dragged behind a speedboat.
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4 if it's on calm, open water. 6 if it's choppy, 9 if it's in shallow, jagged rock filled water.
Having your sphincter removed.
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4 to 10 - it all rather depends on which sphincter you mean!
Having ground glass forced under your eyelids and then being given a whiff of CS gas.
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10 worse than when i somehow ended up with tear gas in my face
Having a hammer dropped on your groan 4000 times
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10 (Ow)
Getting trapped in a rocket headed for the sun.
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8. The anticipation alone would be killer.
Living the rest of your life in a windowless indoors environment, never seeing the sun again.
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5, at least I'm not alone in there.
Waking up in the middle of a surgery, but not being able to move your arms, legs, or even speak. Basically, being alive and feeling ALL the pains of surgery, but being unable to do anything about it.
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10
Getting your intestines ripped out while you're still alive.
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I've actually seen that happen thanks to Dead Snow and apparently, and I'm not sure, your body doesn't even realize it's happened until later. On the other hand movies are often fake so I am inclined to believe it hurts. TL;DR I'd only give it about a 4. I am not terribly afraid of it.
losing your connection to oxygen while in space.
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10 - the panic would probably kill me before the asphyxia.
Hitting a toddler with your vehicle and killing them instantly.
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10 - the panic would probably kill me before the asphyxia.
Hitting a toddler with your vehicle and killing them instantly.
Way more than 10, that is beyond scary.
Being in the wrong place at the wrong time
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1 to 10 - depends on the place and the time!
Being forced to consume a smoothie made from your own fingers and toes.
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5 if tastes really good, 9 otherwise.
Being waterboarded using water laced with poison that will give you all kinds of painful diseases, but will not kill you outright.
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Being waterboarded is a 10 istelf, but it's a 25 with poisoned and diseased water.
Being on a plane that has been hijacked.
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9
Drowning in quicksand.
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9
Execution by stampede. Elephant stampede.
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9
Being mauled by leper leopards while being forcibly fed razor-lined bagels filled with liquid lead.
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6, you can only add so many things before it becomes redundant
Being this girl
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/memes-deserves-it.jpg)
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10
Being held captive by sadistic prison guards who are allowed by law to do anything they want to you... except kill you.
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10
Being in a Saw trap.
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8
Given the choice between shooting your zombified child or letting them bite you.
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9
Rick Santorum winning the elections.
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10
shooting your zombified dog
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3. It’s a zombie. No hard feelings.
Becoming the world’s biggest asshole. I mean, we’re talking bigger than those assholes that smiled at OWS while drinking their champagne on the balcony.
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10.
Being stranded on a deserted island.
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1 if I've got all the comforts of home 10 if I'm doing a Castaway.
Losing your loved ones to the biggest asshole on the planet.
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10.
Being roommates for life with Skyfire.
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Fucking 1. I'd throw parties every day at the place, booze, drugs, sex (both normal and rule 34 type), invite some homeless people to crash on my couch. When life gives you lemons.
Getting lost in a big city
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2 because it won't be a very long life for him.
Ironbite-having to date Skyfire
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20
FSTDT disappearing forever
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9. It would be a dark spot on the universe.
Living in a Groundhog Day loop.
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10
Having someone jam their stiletto heel into your eye socket.
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9 Ow ow ow... x.o
Being attacked by an elephant.
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5 (I have no clue as to whether or not I could outrun an elephant.)
Having a sibling (or, failing that, a loved one in general) go missing.
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7.
Having your significant other turn out to be your long lost sibling.
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5
Yeah, kinda gross but I've heard of worse scenarios.
Finding out you're the illigitimate child of George W. Bush.
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2...I'm set for life
Ironbite-realizing you've had sex with Dick Cheny as your one night stand
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10, and then it'd be 10 for him once I went public. He'd have PR nightmares
Zombie apocalypse
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1. It wouldn't even last a week.
Finding out your significant other is actually one of you long lost biological parents.
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7
Having to experience this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_Ghraib_torture_and_prisoner_abuse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_Ghraib_torture_and_prisoner_abuse)
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8.
Being dropped in a busy public place in the nude.
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1. Nudist by nature here.
Being attacked by an animal that is showing signs of being rabid.
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8.
Having your consciousness trapped inside a computer.
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8.
Having your consciousness trapped inside a computer.
Are we aware that we are trapped? Or is this the classic brain in the vat scenario?
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Kali. 3. It sounds pretty cool
Waking up in a bathtub full of ice
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With kidneys? 1 Without kidneys? 6
Discovering that string theory was correct by waking up in a parallel existence.
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4 to 8 - depends on what has happened to the 'me' from the parallel 'brane.
Breaking down (on the way to a fancy dress party) dressed as a clown in an area with no cell signal and finding that the only place you can go to to call for help is a biker bar.
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8
Being stalked by a serial killer. Including being watched while you're bathing or, uh, "pleasuring" yourself.
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10 - Jesus fuck, that's an unsettling thought.
Having a drink laced with an unknown drug.
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10
Giant man-eating spiders.
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6. Call in the National Guard and we're good.
Having tetanus.
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10 lets just say i don't like diseases
Being in that one scene in Deliverance for 12 straight hours
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2, I never watched Deliverance ;D
Having your inner organs petrified slowly.
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4-10
Honestly, it depends on how fantastic a world you're living in.
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No fear to rate? Well, I'll post the next one, then.
Being forced to kill someone else to save your own life?
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1-10 depending on the person in particular I'm not as finicky on killing someone i hate
having every bad song in history playing in your head for all eternity.
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8 - Ew.
Falling dreams (Also, sorry about forgetting to post a fear. XD)
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2. May be slightly unnerving at the time, but they don't bug me.
Having to crap very badly in the middle of an important meeting at work.
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4. I'm quite adept at holding 'em in (I can go for up to five days at a time).
Being shoved inside a dead camel, and said camel being firmly sewn shut.
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9 - odour and suffocation.
Being securely manacled inside a burning building and having to use a rusty blunt saw to hack through your own wrist in order to escape.
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5. Contrary to popular belief, death would come from carbon dioxide poisoning rather than burning. Quite painless, really.
Your (hypothetical, if need be) dog swallowing your (also hypothetical, if necessary) wedding ring, and thus having to search through his/her doings for it for the next week or so.
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4. Gross, but a pair of sterile gloves and a few bottles of soap will take care of that.
Having someone throw up on you.
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4. As long as there’s no particularly infectious elements in there.
Never getting to hear your favorite song again.
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10
Finding a poisonous snake in your sock drawer.
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1 if I slam the drawer in time. 10 if I've just been bitten.
Having eternity to read any books you so choose and then breaking your only pair of glasses.
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1, like I read :P
The words "President Ann Coulter"
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10 and I'll be meeting the rest of you in Canada. At least until she decides to "purify" it.
Waking up to find your pet's head in your bed.
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10 - D:
Being on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean, it is sinking rapidly and all of the lifeboats have already been launched.
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4 I kinda figured when i joined the Naval ROTC i was gonna die like that so hey why not sooner
Slender man like right in your face
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6, I'd beat the crap out of him.
Waking up to discover you're an hour late for your most important final exam in college.
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9.
Being Hamlet from Shakespeare's version of the story.
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4. Things suck, yes, but by the climax of the play he's quite mad and no where near all there.
However, being the unjustly accused Desdemona from Othello.
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6
Having a Live animal surgically implanted in your abdominal cavity.
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8.
Floating aimlessly in the vacuum of space, kept alive by some kind of futuristic space suit which can sustain life for 10+ years (providing food, oxygen, etc.), after an shuttle accident leaves you stranded millions of kilometers from Earth, completely alone. The suit contains various safety features which make it impossible for you to kill yourself by disabling it. All you can do is watch Earth get smaller and smaller as you slowly drift away from it.
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10. What horrible existence!
Being lost in the center of Antarctica where not even penguins exist.
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8
Finding yourself in any Man vs. Wild situation, but without a camera crew, flint striker, or any other emergency equipment/clothing to help you
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9
Getting turned into a life-sized doll.
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10. I don't like the idea of being petrified in some form.
Having someone torture you by inserting needles in your ears.
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10. I don't like the idea of being petrified in some form.
Having someone torture you by inserting needles in your ears.
4–7, depending on extent of permanent damage.
Personal immortality in a universe with heat death but no superluminal travel.
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9
Looking out the window and seeing the wide-open million-fanged maw of the Kraken from Pirates of the Caribbean
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1. Movie props. Meh.
Re-enacting 2girls1cup with your grandmother.
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100000 ew dude even thinking that is wrong on a million levels
Having to watch as you lower body is eaten by 8000 ravenous spiders and then having them crawl in your internal organs while your still alive and felling every bit of it.
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there isn't a number on the scale to represent my fear. So...i?
Ironbite-having to live in a house with the Iron Sheik when he's on a batshit insane rant about Hulk Hogan.
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2 - meh, professional wrestlers....
Waking to find you have been stitched into the central position of a three person human centipede.
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9
Having all sorts of poisonous bugs and spiders attack you at once, with their poison subdued enough that you'll feel the pain, but won't ever die. For eternity.
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10
Having sex with a girl and discovering that the movie "Teeth" is true
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10 oh goddess that is a scary thought
Having your body covered in fire ants and all sorts of other horrors for 7 hours
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As long as they're only covering me and not actually doing anything, I'll give it a 3. It'd smell bad, but I'd get used to it by around the 30 minute mark.
Being anally interfered with by a rhino.
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10
Being forced to listen to the most saccharine pop songs imaginable for eternity.
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4. Extremely annoying, but it would simply become white noise and even blocked out completely in due course.
Being forced to clean public toilets with your tongue.
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9
Experiencing Spontaneous Human Combustion. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spontaneous_human_combustion)
P.S. Yes, I'm giving a link to Wikipedia during their anti-SOPA blackout. I know it. *shrugs*
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I'll give it a 9. Because ow.
Being forced to play I Wanna Be The Guy (http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/downloads.php) to completion in one sitting, while receiving a rather severe electric shock to your genitals every time you die.
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9. 9,999,999 if I'm forced to do it on Impossible.
Living the life of one Phoebe Prince (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_of_Phoebe_Prince).
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9
Having a major surgery performed by a pair of unlicensed surgeons who like to use power tools on their patients.
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3 if it involves a powerful anaesthetic followed by death. 8 If it involves anaesthetic followed by painful and crippling disfigurement. 10 if there's no anaesthetic involved.
Having kids.
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9000. I NEVER want kids and don't care to endure the pain.
Getting stuck for 12 hours at the very top of a roller coaster.
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1 has happened to me but it was for about maybe 3 hours
Having you body taped to a wall then shot at with every shot missing then having knives thrown at you then axes then finally the person who taped you to the wall slowly slitting your throat.
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9
Drowning.
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7.
Being forced to eat dog shit.
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10
Getting smothered by a pile of kittens.
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8. Extreme fear of suffocation only tempered by getting to die with the cute.
Getting smothered by a pile of grown tomcats.
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10 due to allergies. I think that violates the 8th Amendment. :P
Final Fantasy X-2
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1. I don't play video games.
Being forced to eat parasites, such as tapeworms, roundworms, trichnosis, etc.
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10
Being locked in a cage with rabid wolves.
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4 if I have a shotgun/knife, 7 otherwise
This (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-20123555/chinese-toddler-left-bloody-in-hit-and-run-dies/) news story from October 2011. You're in the position of the baby.
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8.
Sex with Fred Phelps.
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10
Reenactment of 2 Girls 1 Cup. Your partner is... *drumroll* Skyfire.
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9.
Getting a facial from Newt Gingrich.
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1000 oh goddess no no no no no a million times NO!!!
getting shot stabbed shot again then shot out of a cannon into the ocean to be feed to Tiger Sharks with laser beams on there heads.
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4. I'd probably be dead by the first shot, so meh.
Being gang raped.
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8/8.5
That would be horrifying.
Being forced at gunpoint to press the button to detonate nukes across the globe in civilized and heavily populated areas.
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10
Waking up and discovering that the last 3 years were a dream, that John McCain won the 2008 election after all and is now terminally ill
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7. There's still a chance he can hold out long enough to be defeated by the Dems in the upcoming election.
Being forced to give a rimjob to an angry grizzly bear.
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10 oh goddess if it dosn't kill me ill have that memory of floating around in my head for a looong time
Being shoved in a small box for over 30 hours and not being able to move any of you limbs just in the cold suffocating darkness.
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2. It would be pretty shitty, but it wouldn't kill or maim me.
Buried alive in a coffin with a rotting corpse.
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10. The corpse, meh, but being buried alive scares the fuck out of me.
Being the next goatse.
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10 if I'm being forced against my will. 1 if I suddenly decide on my own free will to stretch open my asshole and put a picture of it online.
Being forced through a boat's propeller.
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9 because ow.
Burning alive.
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9-10. I can't even begin to imagine how painful that would be.
A close friend or close family member traying to murder you with a hatchet.
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8
Leaving your computer running in a dark room and coming back to find this image as your screensaver:
http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/309637_main.jpg
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3. I'd normally say 1, but I remember that image from The Exorcist when I was younger, and it somewhat continues to haunt me.
Giving a speech on the topic of your choice in front of a million people.
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0 I'm a great public speaker so it wouldn't bother me plus i can usually rally a crowd to my cause with enough charisma.
now for an even harder one singing in front of a crowd of over 2.9 million people on national television during the Superbowl at half time.
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1 if I'm hammered, 10 if I'm sober.
The words "President Santorum".
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10 (Screams into paper bag)
Being Stripped naked and thrown into a huge snow pile.
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2. That’s nothing compared to the swimming hole at scout camp.
Becoming incorporeal. You can move through walls, but you can’t meaningfully physically interact with anything else, either.
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8
Dying and discovering that either Islam or Calvinist Christianity (and by extension everything these faiths preach about hell) are true
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10. I would be fucked.
Fundies taking over the world and making it world wide law that everybody has to follow their way of thinking.
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5. It would be horrible, but with things like proxy servers and TOR and assuming the economic side of things are relatively unaffected, I could still get by as long as I keep my atheism to myself IRL (which I already do).
Moving to Somalia.
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10 if i don't know my way to the nearest arms dealer 5 if i do.
being conscripted in a war against ruthless aliens that like to eat there captives alive and screaming.
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8.
Getting a concrete enema.
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9
Bush being president during the Cuban Missile Crisis
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10. There's no way things could end well.
Being gang raped by orang-utans.
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7
To one-up Captian.Robinson fear (the singing one), giving a speech about religious tolerance in front of the entire world's people. The front row of the seats contains not only world leaders, but also the most, err, extreme, extremist/hardline religious fundies armed with weapons that will try to kill you if you say anything about respecting others' beliefs. Also, midway throughout the speech a riot breaks out which forces the entire place to be nuked 5 minutes after all important figures is evacuated.
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7.
Being severed in half right above the waist while still alive, and surviving for long enough to see what has happened to you.
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9
Public speaking
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1
Being trapped in a small space with a firework about to go off.
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2 I've been hit with a firework. It's not like a bomb.
Having needles shoved into your private bits once every 45 minutes.
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10
Spending an entire week in The Chokey from "Matilda" without the ability to die of starvation or thirst
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9
Living in Nazi Germany.
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2. I'm white and have blue eyes. As long as I learn German and keep my mouth shut, I'd be fine.
Spending a month in a nudist colony with your family.
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2. My family would be more weired out, I think, and they wouldn’t describe it as clothing optional if you didn’t have an option.
Finding out your favorite aunt or uncle is a serial killer.
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8
Being trapped on a piece of driftwood in the dead center of the Pacific Ocean
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9
Being forced to marry an inbred redneck.
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9 if i can kill him or her in there sleep and escape from said area i can live with it
being forced to eat your pet.
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10
Being brainwashed into fundie-ism.
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4. It would suck, but there are worse things.
Being stuffed into a dryer and then someone starting a forty minute high temperature cycle.
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7
Being stalked online by someone you know to be armed and mentally unstable
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Hey who told you I was I mean....5?
Having to live for one day as Pat Buchannan.
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4
Spotting Mark Foley near a playground where your kids are playing
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3, a good sledgehammer to his nuts should keep him away. ;)
Being put through the suffering of Junko Furuta (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Junko_Furuta).
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10, no doubt.
Being immersed in boiling water.
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9
Being jettisoned into outer space with no means of ever getting back.
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10
Being in the garbage compactor room from "A New Hope"
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7. It'll suck for a bit, but it'll be over soon. (I am assuming you are talking about that thing from the first Star Wars where the room starts squishing itself?)
WBC somehow gets ahold of your street address.
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1 i can just shoot them with the 20 plus airsoft guns i have so hey free target practice i dont care if i get arrested for the third time in my life
having to fist fight a Sasquatch with the blood of Teddy Roosevelt Chuck Norris Bruce Lee and Saxton Hale infused in it.
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1. Sasquatches don't exist and furthermore, blood doesn't in any way, shape and/or form, dictate or even influence fighting ability.
Being forced to fuck your family pet.
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3, thats not really "scary." Its more unpleasant.
Jon Stewart starts working for Fox news
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1 if he and his show are still the same, 5 if they both turn into another Hannity/O'Reily/Beck/Whoever else clone.
Eating out a (rather uncooperative) Lion's anus.
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9
Sarah Palin being president on 9/11 (not that it would've been too different from Bush)
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Sarah Palin being president, period, is a good solid 10.
Having to repeatedly relive the absolute worst day of your life in a Groundhog Day-style endless loop.
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9
Taking a shower and hearing "We all float down here" from the drain
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6. Creepy, but I can defeat Pennywise.
Having to live in a forest during a bad winter.
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4/8 I have not formal survival training, but I think I would be able to recall some survival tips. Also, the equipment that I have on me matters a lot.
The FBI shows up at your door.
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4 if they only want to ask me questions about something someone else did. 8 if they think I did it.
Waking up during surgery.
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10
Receiving the Dementor's Kiss
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8
Being thrust back to your childhood and experiencing the same situation as Miles (sorry)
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10
Having your eye removed via power drill.
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900000000000, eye scream is one of the things I fear the most.
Going through a gruesome series of deaths, only to reanimate after each and every one, in perfect health but with the pain still there.
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10.
Sucking off Glenn Beck.
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7 - Sucking someone off sounds great, but Glenn beck? Eew!
Waking Up To A Person In A Psychotic Clown Mask
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8 - OK, I'm not really coulrophobic, but I find them creepy as hell.
Being hopelessly entangled in razor wire - the entaglement gets worse as you struggle and you are bleeing from more than thirty cuts. From the corner of your eye you see an approaching gaggle of zombified RC priests. They start to chant - "Brains! Brains! Brains!"
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9
Being surrounded by venomous snakes and spiders
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0 if they are in cages/terrariums. 6 otherwise.
Homelessness.
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10
Finding a dead rat in your refrigerator.
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4, I'd take it out and throw it away.
Being a character in Legend of the Overfiend.
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5
Buried alive. In a fragile plastic coffin.
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Anybody home?
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I'm here!
3, 'cause it'd be over quick.
Santorum winning in '12.
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(https://www.section9network.net/system/files/over9000.jpg)
Being shot point blank in the eye.
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2 if it's with something that'll immediately penetrate the skull and brain and grant instant and painless death, 7 if it only destroys the eye, 10 if it destroys the eye and somehow (for example, poison), kills you slowly and painfully on top of that.
Having your eye gouged out with someone's dick and your eye socket fucked and subsequently filled with jizz.
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10 - I've heard of keeping an eye out for someone, but ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!
Having a railway spike driven through your temple by a sledgehammer wielding navvy with serious body odour issues and a rather nasty infected hangnail.
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9. At least it's quick.
Having your small intestine ripped out through your anus and your rectum put into your mouth.
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1- I'd be amazed if you could find enough of mine to rip out and do that. (medical thing)
Sitting on a tiny island hopper plane with Gingrich, Santorum, and Ron Paul. And none of them have bathed. For a month. And they won't stop talking to you.
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10 - you die painfully when your head explodes.
Being forced to eat a meatball sub which you know has been laced with ground glass.
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8. It would hurt, but I know it would be over and I'd survive (hopefully).
Having your genitals cut off/out and being forced to eat them.
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8 raw, without seasoning, 5 cooked and lightly seasoned.
Being fitted with retractable adamantium claws and having your skeleton laced with adamantium - but without the benefit of the quick healing mutation.
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1- I'd die instantly so... No harm done, eh chaps?
You're 'cornered' at the top of a tree with a pack of hungry and angry bears at the base. Then you fall.
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3 if you land on a bear, 8 if you don't!
Being beaten to death with your own arm which has been wrenched off by an LSD crazed orang utan recently escaped from a lab where illicit psychotropic drug experiments were being carried out on primates.
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8
Drowning in a septic tank.
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7-8 It would taste bad, but it wouldn't be much worse than regular drowning.
Being tied up and forced to watch someone dismember everyone you've ever loved.
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10
Being devoured by the Sarlacc and kept alive in agony for 1000 years
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3 - the Sarlacc is just a big pussy when you get to know it - and agony is relative...
Being a passenger on the first commercial space flight to Mars - only to realise that the pilot appears to be the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show - bork bork bork bork meatballs bork bork boing boing boing!
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2. Being on a muppet show, I would probably just wind up in an explosion that only leaves me with messed up hair and ash covering my face. As a human, I could be expected to fare better than Beaker, anyways.
Re-living puberty.
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7
Being horribly mutilated, tortured and killed by your delusional psychotic BFF, and afterward your remains and entrails is made into a cupcake, which is then fed to your family/pet. (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cupcakes-my-little-pony-fanfiction)
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10
Being forced, A Clockwork Orange-style, to watch an un-riffed manos: the hands of fate.
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10
Having to dig through a garbage dump.
With your bare hands.
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3 - my hands are 'conditioned'.
Being fed feet first under the dropping weight of a working pile driver.
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8
Being kept alive by machines as you're slowly ripped apart, limb by limb.
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10
Being forced to listen to Friday, Baby and every other horrible song in the world for all eternity.
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11
Incest by your 70-something grandparents.
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10.
Each finger and toe twisted until it tears off. One by one.
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9
Waking up with genitalia opposite of what you have now
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4
Getting hit on by a ghost.
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5
McCain or Palin being president during the Cuban Missile Crisis
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99
Diving to 300 feet using air, spending 30 minutes at that depth and then being forced to the surface without decompression stops - and there's no decompression chamber available at the surface because the dive support vessel is on fire and being attacked by hostile aliens.
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100 i have nightmares about that kind of stuff.
Seeing one of the Elder Gods.
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2 - Elder gods can be cool and usually serve good coffee.
Dying in a fire on a boat in shark infested waters, dressed as a clown and wearing BDSM type undergarments.
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1- That's incredibly specific and therefore hillarious.
Seeing a child being abused.
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3 or 4, maybe. It's not a pleasant sight, but at least I can report it immediately.
Suddenly having your own child to take care of.
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4. If you already raised a child, it's probably not as bad.
No longer being able to do things on your own
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6 i thrive on self sufficiency so ya
Being sucked into a dark abyss where time and reality no longer exist.
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8
Getting molested by a tentacle monster.
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10 I wonder is everyone who post on this thread some kind of a nightmare fetishist?
Being forced to watch these movies Clockwork Orange style
The Human Centipede 1&2
A Serbian Film
Hostel uncensored
and finally my personal favorite Event Horizon.
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3. Chances are I'll be more disgusted than outright scared.
Left to rot in an oubliette.