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Rubbish => Preaching and Worship => Topic started by: Jacob Harrison on September 02, 2018, 08:17:03 pm

Title: The true most important message of this thread
Post by: Jacob Harrison on September 02, 2018, 08:17:03 pm

I made an error when tracing the legitimate heir to Mercia because the sons of Hywel ab Owain Gwynedd should have inherited the throne of Gwynedd. His heir is this guy. https://www.geni.com/people/Thomas-Ware/6000000041116315819 Unfortunetely I haven’t been able to trace Thomas Ware’s descendants because his child is private but I will contact the family.

I was also recently visited by my parallel self from a parallel universe and a wizard merged us into one causing me to have memories from the parallel universe so now I am going to write about what happened in that universe to promote the English monarchist legitimist cause and how the rightful heirs can be restored and to teach a lesson on extramarital sex. It often causes disasters, though it is rare that it causes a Kingdom to fall like it did in the parallel universe. There are probably parallel universes where Republics fell over a cuckold.

Title: Re: The true most important message of this thread
Post by: dpareja on September 02, 2018, 08:19:40 pm

Can we ban Jakey-boy now? He's no longer even funny-pathetic.

Title: Re: The true most important message of this thread
Post by: Art Vandelay on September 02, 2018, 08:21:50 pm

Are you just copy-pasting all of that parallel universe bullshit to every single one of these "True Heir" posts?

Title: Re: The true most important message of this thread
Post by: niam2023 on September 02, 2018, 09:33:06 pm

I think there are so many Jakobs inside / fused with this Jakob he's starting to, well, come a little more undone than usual.

Title: Re: The true most important message of this thread
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on September 03, 2018, 05:09:30 pm

Quote from: Jacob Harrison on September 02, 2018, 08:17:03 pm

I made an error when tracing the legitimate heir to Mercia because the sons of Hywel ab Owain Gwynedd should have inherited the throne of Gwynedd. His heir is this guy. https://www.geni.com/people/Thomas-Ware/6000000041116315819 Unfortunetely I haven’t been able to trace Thomas Ware’s descendants because his child is private but I will contact the family.

I was also recently visited by my parallel self from a parallel universe and a wizard merged us into one causing me to have memories from the parallel universe so now I am going to write about what happened in that universe to promote the English monarchist legitimist cause and how the rightful heirs can be restored and to teach a lesson on extramarital sex. It often causes disasters, though it is rare that it causes a Kingdom to fall like it did in the parallel universe. There are probably parallel universes where Republics fell over a cuckold.

DECIDE WHAT THE FUCK YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE BEFORE YOU PREACH AT PEOPLE YOU FUCKING MORON!