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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #495 on: January 17, 2019, 03:07:08 am »


[extremely stereotypical tumblr kid voice] you uncle tom!

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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #496 on: January 17, 2019, 05:56:20 am »
But how can we make people see the error of their ways, if not by screaming strawmen and insults at them?

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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #497 on: January 17, 2019, 09:19:31 am »
By breaking into their homes and shitting on their rugs, duh.
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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #498 on: January 18, 2019, 02:44:22 am »
By breaking into their homes and shitting on their rugs, duh.

And piss in their tea kettle.

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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #499 on: January 18, 2019, 11:11:11 am »
By breaking into their homes and shitting on their rugs, duh.

And piss in their tea kettle.

Too specific, not everyone has a kettle.  Piss on their couch, everyone has one of them.
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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #500 on: January 18, 2019, 11:37:05 am »
Personally, I like to follow them around while banging on a saucepan all day. Really drives the stupid bastards up the wall.

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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #501 on: January 20, 2019, 02:53:21 am »
Play a tuba while they walk and you walk behind them to implicitly call them fat.

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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #502 on: January 20, 2019, 10:02:53 am »
Play a tuba while they walk and you walk behind them to implicitly call them fat.

All I can picture is Mancini's Baby Elephant Walk on tuba.
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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #503 on: January 20, 2019, 03:47:50 pm »
Me, I don't use an instrument. I use the sound of nails on a chalkboard.
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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #504 on: February 01, 2019, 06:32:29 pm »
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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #505 on: February 01, 2019, 07:40:46 pm »
Yeah!!
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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #506 on: February 02, 2019, 02:26:33 pm »
Any time is a good time for a kneecapping.  Why do you think I always keep a hammer nearby?
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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #507 on: February 02, 2019, 06:30:45 pm »
Yeah!!

Yeah? As in this person disagrees with me so I must visit violence upon them? I'm glad to hear we can all ride above the current level of discourse.
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« Reply #508 on: February 02, 2019, 08:41:39 pm »
Yeah!!

Yeah? As in this person disagrees with me so I must visit violence upon them? I'm glad to hear we can all ride above the current level of discourse.

Politically kneecap--as in, humiliate at the polls, then implement Actually Good Policies so that they never win again. (Or at least not for a very long time--see, 1933.)
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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #509 on: February 02, 2019, 08:43:20 pm »
Yeah!!

Yeah? As in this person disagrees with me so I must visit violence upon them? I'm glad to hear we can all ride above the current level of discourse.

Pretty much what dpareja said. Not physical violence, but political ruthlessness. You know, the game the Republicans have been playing since 1994.
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