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Offline Osama bin Bambi

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Re: Beat the Gay out.
« Reply #15 on: April 18, 2012, 02:26:41 am »
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Also, I'm pretty sure there's something wrong with naming your church after a pagan god.

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Re: Beat the Gay out.
« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2012, 07:46:36 am »
To be fair Mars Hill is not a religous church (that was the church from the hates religion loves Jesus vid)
In all seriousness WTF NOM this is hellish
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Re: Beat the Gay out.
« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2012, 11:19:00 am »
Oh NOM.....go away.

Ironbite-how you got power in this day and age I'll never know.
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Re: Beat the Gay out.
« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2012, 03:26:58 pm »
For Christians of this caliber, violence is always the answer.
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Re: Beat the Gay out.
« Reply #19 on: April 18, 2012, 04:14:46 pm »
Damn straight.

Hmmmmm....wait what if this causes gays to be into BDSM or something?  This requires a girl, candles, and some rope.

Ironbite-TO THE LABORATORY!  *runs off with L*
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Re: Beat the Gay out.
« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2012, 05:08:10 pm »
If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go 'beat my gay out' if you know what I mean...
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Re: Beat the Gay out.
« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2012, 06:06:12 pm »
wait, i dont get it.

is the kid supposed to be beaten before or after he comes out of the closet?

if so, is a parent just assuming their kid is gay?

so all parents should beat the crap out of all kids to prevent them from being gay?


im so confused...  :-[


oh wait, a guy from NOM said it? nevermind, they're fucking idiots.
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Re: Beat the Gay out.
« Reply #22 on: April 18, 2012, 07:07:48 pm »
Quote from: ironbite on April 18, 2012, 04:14:46 pm
Damn straight.

Hmmmmm....wait what if this causes gays to be into BDSM or something?  This requires a girl, candles, and some rope.

Ironbite-TO THE LABORATORY!  *runs off with L*

Wait!  Where exactly do you plan to put those candles?!
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Re: Beat the Gay out.
« Reply #23 on: April 18, 2012, 11:49:27 pm »
So why aren't people allowed to beat fundies with belts? OH YEAH, because it's a dick thing to do to someone. Yeah, you can say whatever you want for the most part in the US, and everyone else is free to tell you to go fuck yourself.

Straight though I am, I'd LOVE to glitterbomb this douchebag, tell him to go fuck himself, and yell out "DEUS ES ENDIFFERENTE PRAE QUAM TYRANNIS!" (You'll have to translate that one yourselves ;))
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Re: Beat the Gay out.
« Reply #24 on: April 19, 2012, 02:38:01 am »
Quote from: nickiknack on April 17, 2012, 11:00:54 pm
Seriously, WTF is wrong with these people??  >:(

How long do you need this list to be?
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Re: Beat the Gay out.
« Reply #25 on: April 19, 2012, 06:44:50 am »
Quote from: ironbite on April 18, 2012, 04:14:46 pm
Damn straight.

Hmmmmm....wait what if this causes gays to be into BDSM or something? *


That does happen.
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Re: Beat the Gay out.
« Reply #26 on: April 19, 2012, 11:29:41 am »
Quote from: TheL on April 18, 2012, 07:07:48 pm
Quote from: ironbite on April 18, 2012, 04:14:46 pm
Damn straight.

Hmmmmm....wait what if this causes gays to be into BDSM or something?  This requires a girl, candles, and some rope.

Ironbite-TO THE LABORATORY!  *runs off with L*

Wait!  Where exactly do you plan to put those candles?!

Not sure...we'll see where the night takes us.

Ironbite-TO THE LABORATORY!
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Re: Beat the Gay out.
« Reply #27 on: April 19, 2012, 06:24:11 pm »
Quote from: Stormwarden on April 18, 2012, 11:49:27 pm
So why aren't people allowed to beat fundies with belts? OH YEAH, because it's a dick thing to do to someone. Yeah, you can say whatever you want for the most part in the US, and everyone else is free to tell you to go fuck yourself.

Straight though I am, I'd LOVE to glitterbomb this douchebag, tell him to go fuck himself, and yell out "DEUS ES ENDIFFERENTE PRAE QUAM TYRANNIS!" (You'll have to translate that one yourselves ;))

I'll go ahead and guess.

"God is indifferent to tyranny"?
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Re: Beat the Gay out.
« Reply #28 on: April 19, 2012, 08:38:59 pm »
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DEUS ES ENDIFFERENTE PRAE QUAM TYRANNIS!

my latin is a little rusty, but i believe this translates as "please tell your pet tyrannosaurus to stop drinking all of my jesus juice"
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Re: Beat the Gay out.
« Reply #29 on: April 19, 2012, 09:23:44 pm »
It's supposed to mean that "God is no different than any other tyrant."
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